monstermelissa:

popculturesavvyangel:

*WHIRLS SNAPE OUT OF THE WAY*

DID YOU 

*SHOVES MINERVA INTO A WALL*

PUT YOUR NAME

*KNOCKS OVER A TABLE AGGRESSIVELY* 

IN THE GOBLET

*GRABS HARRY AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE WALL*

OF FIRE!?!?!?1111?!?!111321I3591130583FERGEKLJRKGJ GRLGJWRLKGVJLKJ G” Dumbledore asked calmly.

katieflowerftw

br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

(via wily-red-and-galeforce-gold)

sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

(via stopbeingsospoopyjesuschrist)

thescienceofjohnlock:

meganmackay:

this year i carved a REALLY spooky pumpkin

terrifying

thescienceofjohnlock:

meganmackay:

this year i carved a REALLY spooky pumpkin

terrifying

(via spirit-worldwarrior)

neptunetogepi:

1992 - 2014

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

(Source: kingmunsterxvii, via frenums)

senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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(Source: bijection, via iamtheflyingfuckyougave)

evilregalstrong:

ourpizzagang:

pizza is the only love triangle i want

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(via phantasmofthenight)

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